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A Leg Warmer, Aqua Net, and a Muppet all met on an Over-Sized Old T-Shirt………

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Today I had my coffee and watched the news. A new president was elected last night. This was the 8th one in my lifetime. For those history buffs- hush, Ford doesn’t count he wasn’t elected. Even though my brain refuses to believe it –  I woke up this morning with the realization that I am now almost a half a century old. They say with age comes wisdom.  After some reflection I’m pretty sure wisdom is just an accumulation of a long life of “Been there, done or seen that, and bought the t-shirt.”

Based on my “accidentally” giving you my almost age, I hope you’ve figured out I’m a child of the 80’s.  Ahhhh the 80’s – the age of stirrup pants, over sized tops, shoulder pads, big hair, mullets and scrunchies. That age of Madonna pushing the sexual envelope, the brat pack and Reagan politics.

Wisdom hasn’t taught this child of the 80’s much and mine aren’t very prophetic, but here goes a few of my t-shirt collection:

  • If you keep your cloths long enough they will eventually come back in style.
    • My daughter left for school today wearing an over sized shirt and skinny jeans.   The other day I saw stirrup pants for sale and don’t boot socks look strangely familiar?   I’m convinced some day soon one of them is going to ask me for a Members Only jacket-  I swear it’s coming.  My daughter has actually said “I wish I was a teenager in the 80’s – it looked like so much fun and your cloths were cool”  Really?? It’s amazing what a difference 20 years makes.
  • There seems to be very few original thoughts left.  
    • The best way to know you’re old is to watch movies and TV.  Love em or hate em the new women musical artists are still pushing the sexual boundaries and Hollywood keeps re-making all the movies and TV shows of my youth.  From Splash to Mcgyver or from Ghostbuster’s to The Muppets- everything is a remake. I can’t wait for my grandchildren to be watching the remake of “Smokey and the Bandit” cause I am really curious what Colorado will be sneaking across the boarder next time. 🙂
  •   The American political climate swings like a clock pendulum.
    • About every 15 to 30 years or so we have what we like to call a political “revolution” where the American people make a “change”  Now depending on what side you happen to be on is when you think this magical “revolution” happens.  The pendulum will either be on your side or the other. There will always be the staunchest of supporters on both sides, but just like on a pendulum it’s the weight or the undecided in the middle that keep it moving. We seem to enjoy giving Congress and the Presidency to the same party for a few years til it goes a little wacky in one direction or the other and then change it back to middle and a deadlock til we swing back the other way. It’s just what we do and in a sneaky way isn’t that kinda how the founding fathers set it up in the first place.  Hmmm- maybe they were smarter than the average bear after all………………..

This morning many American’s woke up either elated or defeated.  Many woke up sensing it was “their” revolution or “their” demise. Truth is- it’s probably neither.  Simply put- it’s a swing and just like we were taught in physics – what goes up must come down.  Like stirrup pants, shoulder pads and big hair- fashionable, even in beliefs, depends on the time.  If your gloating or pouting just remember in the immortal words of my mama about everything- “This too shall pass” the only question is when or how long.

As I sat peacefully drinking my coffee, watching the election results and pondering all the intricacies of life and the “been there, done that, and bought the t-shirt” moments my daughter walks in complaining that her jeans wouldn’t stay down in her boots and did they make something to hold them down. Her face contorted with all the innocence of youth at my quick reply “Don’t worry – have I got a deal on a T-shirt for you – bring on the stirrup pants, shoulder pads and Aqua Net cause your hair isn’t big enough yet baby……………………………. 🙂